WTF Did I Go To College For?

Now that Osama bin Laden is out of the picture, we at WTFDidIGoToCollegeFor.com have been able to get our hands on this CIA-decommissioned Hummer H2.

Naturally, we’ve put it to work as soon as possible. The WTF Truck, as we’ve christened it, will be traveling all over the country and Canada spreading the gospel of WTF Did I Go To College For faster than an English major settles for that cashier position at Waldenbooks after graduation.

Also, to track our progress, we will be keeping a running tally of the miles we have covered, as well as the gallons of gas that we have guzzled along the way.

If you see us on the road, stop staring and take a picture- it’ll last longer! And then send that picture to submit@wtfdidigotocollegefor.com, and we’ll post it in our WTF Truck gallery.

Keep on truckin’!

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We at WTF Did I Go To College For.com just love guzzlin’ gas in our custom WTF Truck.

Click here to see a map of where we’ve been, and how much gas we’ve burned along the way!

Just replace the word “heroin” with “Liberal Arts degree”

To all those female college graduates out there who laid the proverbial egg by earning a useless degree in tandem with accumulating massive student loan debt:

Do yourself a favor and go lay some real eggs.

Egg donation, or the process of donating ova to infertile couples or for medical research, is an ideal method to earn money to begin paying off your student loans. Read on…

Communications majors: desperately searching for ways to make themselves useful since 1463

This is an open letter to NASA and all physicists on Earth:

If you want to finally locate extraterrestrial life, we believe you need to look closer to home.

No, not the Milky Way. Or by Neptune. Or even Mars, for that matter. Closer.

As in, inside the Liberal Arts building at the nearest college or university.

This is because we believe that it does not require intelligent life to contact other intelligent life.

It requires a Communications major. Read on…

You’ve heard this refrain before, college grads:

If you’ve got college debt and want to start making some real money to begin paying it off, you may want to start thinking about going back to school.

But not for your masters in English Lit, mind you- you’re trying to make money here.

What we’re proposing is that you need to go back to high school.

Specifically, we believe that becoming a part-time substitute teacher at your local high school is an exceptional way for a college grad to earn money to put towards their college tuition debt. Read on…